Cuckoo Clocks

I've had a brilliant idea.

Everyone knows about cuckoo clocks.

Every hour, a little bird pops out and announces the time.

But why stop at birds?

I propose **Teddy Clocks**.

Every hour, a tiny teddy pops out and says something useful, such as:

"Have you checked the biscuit tin lately?"

"A nap would be a sensible decision."

"You deserve pudding."

"That wasn't a snack. That was a starter."