Teddy Reviews: Weather Forecasts

Rating: ☆☆☆

I checked the weather forecast this morning.

It said:

Sunny

Cloudy

Chance of showers

Breezy

At this point, you've just described *weather.*

By lunchtime it had successfully predicted all four.

I would like to thank the forecast for bravely informing me that something may happen, unless something else happens instead.

As a result, I spent the day carrying a coat, sunglasses, an umbrella, and a slight sense of betrayal.

Overall review:

Occasionally correct

Contains weather-related words

Lacks commitment

Would consult again, but only because the clouds refuse to answer questions directly.